Unique

anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
She has a law degree.
She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.

  • Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
  • She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
  • She has a law degree.
  • She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
  • While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”

and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

(via maskedvixen)

wtf-fun-factss:

Colgate trouble Marketing in Spanish - WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

Colgate trouble Marketing in Spanish - WTF fun facts

holmeswatsonmorstan:

imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed

(Source: johnlorck, via blamethebbc)

m0bscenebee:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

This actually pissed me off when I saw it. People find it too easy to give a fucking opinion than a couple of quid to someone who has less than you. Fuck these arseholes man. I don’t class myself as particularly well off, and often have to buy everything on the cheap just to eat, but I always give what change I can spare to someone homeless. Done.

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

Plot Twist

evilsupplyco:

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).

(Source: fuchsimeon, via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

Food Network host: You guys have 30 minutes to make your dish.

Contestant: I'm going to make 76 different kinds of gnocchi and also truffles.

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

(via buckyisnotokandneitherami)

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

(Source: aliceneedsadrink, via buckyisnotokandneitherami)